Zombie Cat
Now this here’s a story that
some folks don’t believe
But I swear it’s true and
happened to me just last New Years Eve
I was drinkin’ homemade wine
with my next door neighbor Steve
That’s when we first saw that
cat
I wasn’t payin’ much attention
when that cat walked by
It kind of leaned to the left
and only had one eye
And the closer I looked the
more I wondered why
That cat looked like it just
rose from the dead
Something triggered claxons
that I should be on guard
I chucked a rock and yelled
at it to get out of my yard
But it didn’t run and it
turned to me and stared real one-eyed hard
And I knew then that this cat
was a zombie
Chorus:
Zombie Cat, raised up from
the grave
It takes just a little voodoo
for the dead not to behave
Zombie blood, pumping through
kitty veins
Thinking about some kitty
chow that tastes just like my brains
Now zombie cat stared
straight at me, it’s evil eye was sure
Commenced to drooling through
its fangs and twitchin’ matted fur
I knew right then that just
one thing I had could make it purr
All the kitty wanted was my
brains
So I ran inside and grabbed
my rifle down from up the mantle
Aiming to shoot the life out of
this cranium content vandal
So I took a bead and pulled
the trigger to snuff the bastards’ candle
And the whole damn cat
exploded in my yard
Chorus:
Zombie Cat, Satan resurrected
Little kitty cat done had
it’s feline soul infected
Zombie puss, licking it’s
deadly paws
Hope my final sight in life
aint zombie kitty claws
So I was then victorious and weren’t
so much as scratched
And you’d think I sleep much
better knowing it had been dispatched
But every night I think the
zombie cat may have re-hatched
Cause you know the damn thing
has 8 lives left
Chorus:
Zombie Cat, hiding in the
weeds
Seeking out the moonlight to
fulfill it’s zombie needs
Zombie blood, pumping through
kitty veins
keep your little jingle
balls, cause all they want is brains.
Zombie cats are after your
brains.
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